ScrewLife.Com’s Editor to Hold Inauguration of A Power Bank He Bought from China | Invites President Mahama & Several Dignitaries
Power Bank
ScrewLife.Com’s Editor ordered a Power Bank on eBay from China which just arrived this afternoon via DHL—and he will be holding an inauguration ceremony over the weekend for the safe arrival of the power bank.
The inauguration will cost more than the power bank; but who cares—it’s not his money which will go towards the funding of the very important ceremony, our readers will pay for it all without even knowing.
Although the power bank needs electricity to charge before it can be put into use, the competent Editor who is aware of how expensive it’s to get reliable electricity in Ghana does not seem to care—for him, the showmanship must come first.
The inauguration ceremony will be covered freely by ScrewLife.Com— and by free, we mean readers will once again have to foot the bill of coverage—either they like or yes.
The President of the Republic of Ghana-John Dramani Mahama and a bunch of dignitaries will leave whatever they have doing to attend the all-important power bank inauguration.
This inauguration is just to tell our readers that the power bank has arrived—another ceremony, a big one will be held later when the power bank is fully charged and ready to be used.
Once again, all cost will be paid by our valued readers who have nothing doing with their monies.