All Women With Huge Breasts Will Go to HELL—Says Catholic Institute of Urban Research

The ways via which one can get to heaven seems to be changing faster than Jesus Christ can even imagine. First, humanity could only go to heaven through Jesus Christ, the only son of God.

And then came Mohammed and over thousand other religious leaders claiming to have the way that can lead us to heaven—the Messiah must have surely been confused when he said he was the only way.

According to the Catholic Institute of Urban Research based in USA, every human has sinned and has fallen short of the glory of God—therefore by default, everyone is heading straight to heaven.

This means that, by no fault of you and I, our great great grandfather and mother called Adam and Eve who ate an apple because God starved them for days automatically opened the door to hell for us.

Now, it seems like women are at a high disadvantage of making it into heaven. Coupled with the fact that by default they are heading straight to hell, the Institute says, women with big breasts are more likely to tempt men into sin—and for this matter, either knowingly or unknowingly to them, any time a man sins in their name, they are equally responsible for the sin and that opens the hell gate for them.

Deeply unfair but the Catholic Institute of Urban Research says God’s understanding of fairness is different from what human beings use—that explains why He would gift humanity with sin and then turn around to punish the same humanity for the sin He has gifted.

It seems it’s time women start adding to their prayer request; the need to have small breasts or else, hell awaits us…