Most Short Women Take Longer Than Necessary to Climax in Bed—Says Scientists from Fidel Castro University of Cuba

According to a new research conducted by scientists from the Fidel Castro University of Cuba, men who want to be able to satisfy their partners on time in bed should avoid short women—because, it takes longer than necessary for short women to hit their climax.

The study suggests that, most short women have height related issues and as such anytime they are n*ked, they are unable to rest their minds, which affects the flow of their s*xual hormones during intercourse.

The lead researcher-Fiona Mathias stated that “after studying the orga*m patterns of over 3000 women, we realized a pattern between the very tall women and the very short women. So we decided to pay attention to why it took the shorter women longer time to climax, that’s if it ever happened.”

The paper which was published in the esteemed journal of bedthematics concluded that “men who have patience should on the face of things avoid women they consider short—if they want to avoid unending stress in bed.”

Perhaps, this research also explains why some short women at our offices are mostly angry in the mornings—they are never able to reach the stars each night, no matter how hard their men try.