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All Christians regardless of their doctrines and teachings believe that Jesus was born in a manger in Bethlehem. This belief has been carried on from generation to generation. As a result, every year the birth of Jesus Christ is celebrated with reverence to his birthplace Bethlehem.

Technology has changed the way and manner people give birth. This has also affected the way Mary gives birth to Jesus every year.

Science has it made known to the parents of Jesus Christ that giving birth in a manger with animals around is not good for the health of a new born baby whose immune system isn’t strong enough to fight diseases.

The couple did not agree to this initially over the years but have decided to try it out. Since then, Virgin Mary has been giving birth to Jesus Christ at different ultra modern hospitals every 25th December.

As the most powerful religious man in the world, the Pope is responsible for choosing the birth place of the savior though he will ensure the Romans kill him at Easter.

ScrewLife.Com has received a press statement from the Vatican City which states that Jesus Christ will be given birth to at the St. Mary’s Hospital.

This hospital is located in Paddington, London. This same hospital saw the birth of Prince William’s second child early this year. With state of the art equipment and well trained midwives, Pope Francis in the statement said he believes the hospital is the best bet for the birth of Christ.



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All Christians regardless of their doctrines and teachings believe that Jesus was born in a manger in Bethlehem. This belief has been carried on from generation to generation. As a result, every year the birth of Jesus Christ is celebrated with reverence to his birthplace Bethlehem. Technology has changed the...