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Ghanaians were slapped with shock yesterday when it emerged that two handsome prisoners who have spent about 14 years in Guantanamo Bay are being resettled in Ghana– a deal signed between the United States and Ghana.

While the opposition politicians are making noise about the relocation of these so called Al-Qaeda connected terrorists, some Ghanaian women are planning on how to have mixed race children with these two prisoners—possibly rape them if they won’t consent.

Apparently, when China heard of the US-Ghana arrangement, the Asian state got upset—placing a call to the presidency to threatened a quick payback of all it loans and cut whatever aid they are giving to Ghana should the government refuse to also help them with their prisoners.

With Ghana about to lose big, a deal was reached between Ghana and China, for China to send 2000 of its political prisoners—people the country finds their liberal ideas as a threat to the national security of their absurd communist propaganda.

For taking these 2000 prisoners,  China has agreed to give Ghana 10,000 bags of basmati rice to support the soon to be rolled in teachers school feeding program.

In relation to the above deal, Ghana’s Foreign Ministry through a memo to the president has stated that “unknown to the Chinese government, we can make good use of these prisoners in our collapsing cocoa industry by using them for regular weeding and bagging of cocoa for export.”



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Ghanaians were slapped with shock yesterday when it emerged that two handsome prisoners who have spent about 14 years in Guantanamo Bay are being resettled in Ghana-- a deal signed between the United States and Ghana. While the opposition politicians are making noise about the relocation of these so called...