Ghana’s Branch of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster Says Pastors Who Collect Tithes Are FRAUDSTERS
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The servants of his Holiness Noodliness; the Flying Spaghetti Monster God who are called Pastafarians are upset that pastors continue to dwell on ancient myths and laws supposedly made for Jews to extort money from their followers in a form of monthly tithes in exchange for a non-relating divine blessing.
The Ghana Branch of the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster, a newly established branch in West Africa with a fast growing membership has stated that, pastors who continue to exploit their followers by asking them to honor an archaic Jewish fraudulent law are fraudsters.
According to the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster, there’s only one true God and that’s His Noodly Appendage-the Flying Spaghetti Monster God.
And even Him, He does not need anyone’s money and Has never commanded for anyone to pay any tithes to any of His representatives on earth. The church says the Flying Spaghetti Monster God is all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, all rich, and all-wise, so there’s no way He will need anyone’s donation or whatever.
Therefore, if any man claims to be a representative of God who asks that followers should give out a monthly tithe; then that man is a fraud—God does not bless people based on how much money they bring to Him.
The church warned all those extorting money from their congrgation in a form of tithes to desist because His Holiness is watching and will soon whip the hell out.
The Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster ‘believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world much as it exists today, but for reasons unknown made it appear that the universe is billions of years old (instead of thousands) and that life evolved into its current state (rather than created in its current form).
They believe they are several pieces of evidence for the existence of the FSM, one crucial one is that DNA is shaped like noodles and planets are shaped like meatballs. Pretty convincing…
Pastafarians believe heaven is a beer volcano with a factory of strippers, while hell is the same but the beer is stale and the strippers have s*xually transmitted diseases.