Man Who Resurrected From the Dead At Kintampo Says Heaven is Sad & Boring So He Came Back

It does not seem like heaven is fun and exciting as we think—because a man who died for 12 hours and came back in Kintampo, a town in the Brong Ahafo Region says he came back to earth solely because the 12 hours he spent in heaven was super boring and sad.

Clement Adu Twum, the son of a local brothel operator is reported to have been found in his bed 3 days ago—and was declared dead by an elder of the Adu Twum family.

During the family mourning and deliberation, after he had been bathed and put to permanent rest in bed—-Adu Twum rose from the dead, about 12 hours later to the shock and excitement of the family, especially his two wives.

After asking for food which he was served his favourite jollof rice, Adum Twum is said to have narrated to the gathered family members how boring and sad heaven is—saying, he saw several people wearing white clothes singing praises to God unendingly.

Adum Twum is reported to have said; “after joining the large group of singers and singing for hours non-stop, I asked a woman standing next to me when we will have a break and she said, there’s no break—that’s all we do here each minute and second.”

“That was so boring and sad, why would I want to spend eternity singing praises to God while standing—so I decided to run back to earth and no one really stopped me so I opened my eyes and found myself well decorated in bed,” he added.

Adum Twum also confirmed that to contrary to popular conception, God is a woman and not a man and she is really beautiful.

Apparently, the family has decided to keep this under the carpet, so that Clement Adu Twum’s experience of heaven does not serve as a blockage between the youth of the community and goodness, the end result of which will be to make it to a sad and boring heaven where inhabitants just stand and sing praises unendingly to the glorification of a female God.