A Conversation Between KOD, Kojo Yankson and Sammy Awuku Intercepted
KOD: Hello Sammy…
Sammy: How be bro? Why you dey call me this hot afternoon?
KOD: Charley, the girl mention our names oo. Me dea, my wife bore k3k3 because she says how the girl fi perfectly describe the size of my dick if she has not really had a feel of it.
Sammy: Charley, your own dea be house matter. As for me, I am praying Allotey Jacobs does not hear of this because he will say even when NDC was in power, I was paying 3000 GHS for etwe–a clear indication that the better Ghana Agenda worked and we deceived Ghanaians that things were hard.
KOD: But you hear from the Chinchinga man?
Sammy: No…make I call him on threeway.
Kojo Yankson: Hello, Sammy–how be?
Sammy: Cool bro, KOD dey on the line.
Kojo: Oh okay my brothers, what be the action?
KOD: Ah Kojo, but you too when you chop the thing? I thought you said ebi Nana Aba Anamoah dema petite form you dey like as it’s easy to handle than bootylicious folks like Korkor.
Kojo: That girl be witch paa. One night be wey she make I fall like that oo–for my car inside near the Shell Filling station, on the way to her house.
Sammy: So Kojo, morrow you go dey on radio?
Kojo: Massa, I no get choice but I go swerve that issue.
KOD: I tiya for this country self.
Kojo: Say that again. It’s like someone dey do me. From that Chinchinga yawa I go do to this Korkor thing. Oh.
Kojo: Opana self no dey pick my calls since yesterday so I am sure she go end the relationship with me.
KOD: Ophelia dea, if she does not finally file for divorce this year, then her family witches are doing her. The last time, I got Bola Ray and the rest to come beg her else enka me and KKD dey in the same divorcee boat, swimming in the panties of young girls.
Sammy: Me, what dey make I bore self be say, I gave her that money before the thing happened oo so technically I didn’t even pay her for the s*x. But that girl mess me up oo.
Kojo: Meself I get headache since morning and some fools dey tag tag me plenty on Facebook too.
KOD: Oh; I try call Korkor self she just dey cut cut my calls.
Kojo: Me dea I no fi call her self. I no wan make she come post screenshots oo.
Sammy: Guys, I dey go bed self. What never come before? This one too go pass–ebi Ghana we dey.
Kojo: Okay bye…
KOD: Hmmm! Bye.