The weekend saw the New Patriotic Party (NPP) go through a very successful delegates conference to select all it’s national executives. Prior to the conference, many predicted a boom in business and a great amount of capital injection in the economy of koftown as it is affectionately called. This was exactly what happened as the capital of the Eastern region saw the ruling party take over their town like Shatta Wale.

One group which felt the greatest of the boom was the queens of the night streets. The prostitutes of koftown have expressed this greatest appreciation to the NPP for the great patronage of their services. They complained that business had been very slow recently but that can not be said of this weekend. They also praised the men of the party for the great amount of energy they exhibited when the time came for them to do the do. Greatest of this praise was heaped on a particular NPP MP who they described as very loud in this country.

Their president, however expressed a little frustration. She stated some of them were trying to be stingy and get their machine for free. And others were too rough. She said,

“I was shocked at how some of these old men were rough, but it is nice tho”

The president concluded by stating , “ we are asking all other political parties to bring conference and congress to koftown and they won’t be disappointed. They can just ask their brothers in the NPP and they will be convinced , hehehehe”

We at screwlife.com say ‘ayekoo’ to the NPP. What a great time to be a delegate?



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The weekend saw the New Patriotic Party (NPP) go through a very successful delegates conference to select all it’s national executives. Prior to the conference, many predicted a boom in business and a great amount of capital injection in the economy of koftown as it is affectionately called. This...