England To Boycott Playing Their Third And Fourth Game
The three lions of England were stunned yesterday when the Croatia national team surprisingly beat them to a spot in the final game of the Fifa world cup.
They were expected to play the Belgium national team in the third or fourth place match on Saturday. However, news we have gathered from a steward in the place of the queen, Queen Elizabeth, has ordered the team to quickly head back to England.
The queen is reported to be very angry at the team for failing to make it into the final. The queen had created the mantra ‘it is coming home’ only to be disappointed at the end. The order we gather also has serious penalties if the players fail to obey the order. The steward exclusively tells us that;
“The queen says, should they fail to oblige this command, she will banish all of them from England and turn them into slaves, who will play football everyday of their life.”