EXCLUSIVE: Government To Remove Taxes On Import Duties Tomorrow
The government through it’s minister of finance will present to the nation a supplementary budget of how the nation will spend moving on this year.
The presentation of this budget has seen many, including members of the largest opposition party the National Democratic Congress (NDC) call press conferences to purport things they believe will be in the budget to be read. Many of these assertions, including the very popular increase in VAT have however been refuted by the government.
Your very trusted source of satirical new, screwlife.com can however exclusively report that the government of Ghana will tomorrow remove all taxes of import duties. Ghana just like Togo will from tomorrow be a free port country. Our sources at the presidency tells us the person has directed the minister of finance to remove all the taxes citizens pay when they import good. The source adds that the president took this decision to afford his citizens the freedom to go about this business.
The source concluded that this directive by the president is supposed to last for 45 seconds just like a popular comedian is said to last in bed.