BREAKING: Donald Trump Banned From Using Twitter
President of the united states of America, Mr. Donald Trump has been banned by one of the world’s most powerful social media tools, Twitter. The manager of the social media app have Stated that they came to this serious conclusion after a crunch meeting with Evangelist Addai, Angel Obinim, Rev. Owusu Bempah and Madam Hilliary Clinton.
The president has been using the app to usually spill a lot of slack and nonfa. This news of his ban will therefore come out as great news to the many countries he usually spills all those nonfa about, especially the many Arab ones.
Donald Trump has however stated that he is not going to accept this decision and will fight the managers of the app with all his arsenals. He wrote on his own app he lunched just this morning that;
“Lol. What do I hear managers of Twitter say? They can’t ban me! I will ban them instead. I am going to use the app whether they like it or not. And if they play any tricks with me, I will hand them over to Frederick Amanor Skalla and angels Nimokafui and Ayatefreme of Ghana”.