ScrewLife.Com is a satire and parody website. All articles contained within this website, however similar to real events, are fictitious; presumably fake news.

When public figures are mentioned by name, the corresponding story details are invented. In all other cases, any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely coincidental.

Satire “is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, into improvement.”

So enjoy our articles and pick out the issues and lessons we present.

ScrewLife.Com is the most read internet screwed news website and hosts important global personalities and journalists as its contributors.

With headquarters in Raqqa-Syria, Pyongyang-North Korea, Detroit-USA, Ghost Town-Mexico, Moscow-Russia and Nima-Ghana, we’ve got all the news covered.

The website has refused on numerous time the honour to be bribed by the Nobel Prize committee with countless noble prizes, with the recent being the prize for causing insane social media havoc.

The managing editor of ScrewLife.Com has resurrected twice from death, claims his mother—and as such has wide knowledge of this life and the after life which he uses to shape our reports.

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We have over 60,000 journalists worldwide and as such we do not need your articles—we are capable of writing or else we wouldn’t have set up this website. Most of us have nothing doing and therefore write all the time though we hardly even publish these articles.

But if we actually need your help because we can’t afford to pay our existing writers, we will advertise for your help.

 Want If I Want to Sue ScrewLife.Com?

Why do you want to sue us? You must be a miserable soul who hates to see others laugh or society gets better through criticism.

Anyway, we are inherently protected from any lawsuit by our celestial co-founder; Yahweh.

And also, “Satire and parody are important forms of political commentary that rely on blurring the line between truth and outrageousness to attack, scorn and ridicule public figures. Although they may be offensive and intentionally injurious, these statements contain constitutionally protected ideas and opinions, provided a reasonable reader would not mistake the statements as describing actual facts.

Put another way, subjects of even the most biting satire or criticism cannot successfully sue unless the irreverent comments contain a provably false fact. Moreover, public officials and figures must prove that the defendant published the statement with actual malice.”

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“Satire and parody are important forms of political commentary that rely on blurring the line between truth and outrageousness to attack, scorn and ridicule public figures. Although they may be offensive and intentionally injurious, these statements contain constitutionally protected ideas and opinions, provided a reasonable reader would not mistake the statements as describing actual facts.

Put another way, subjects of even the most biting satire or criticism cannot successfully sue unless the irreverent comments contain a provably false fact. Moreover, public officials and figures must prove that the defendant published the statement with actual malice.” (From Here).