BREAKING NEWS: KKD Allegedly Raped By A 17 Year Old Street Vendor At Tema
Information reaching ScrewLife.Com has it that, ace Ghanaian broadcast journalist and anti-rape campaigner-Kwesi Kyei Darkwah popularly known as KKD has lodged a complaint at the Tema Community 18 police station—that he has been raped by a 17 year old street vendor at a hotel hear the Tema motorway toll both.
According to KKD’s police statement, he was driving to Accra for one of his usual very important meetings, well dressed in his Versace blazer and gucci glasses when his “throat became desiccated.”
He writes “I therefore surveyed distances within my geographical proximity to ascertain if I could quench my accentuated thirst.”
KKD says, all of a sudden, he saw a young pure water seller elegantly walking afar, decorated with two fine boobies in front of her chest—he called her with her enviable confusing British accent.
The statement adds; when the vendor came to the service of KKD, he realized the water was not chilled as he wanted it because she had been selling all day under the hot sun. The young vendor told KKD she stocks her water in a hotel just across the street so she can go and get him a very chilled one—even an ice if he wants.
Excited KKD told her to jump into his car and the two of them drove to the hotel—at the reception, the vendor asked him to let them go together to the room where she stocks the pure water, adding that, he shouldn’t be worried about anything because several of her co-workers are already there packing their stock.
KKD told the police that, he willingly followed the girl into the room and the moment they got there, her two colleagues who were in the room quickly left. He was given a chilled water in a huge flower decorated glass—and considering his long thirst, he drunk it as if he had been walking on the desert for a century.
The broadcast journalist said, that’s all he could remember—apart from opening his eyes hours later to find his boxer short on the floor with bruises on his ding dong and heavily exhausted with semen which he believes to be his all over the floor and his face.
And then, he saw a note saying; Remember African Regent Hotel—One good turn deserves another.
When ScrewLife.Com spoke to the police officer in charge of the case, he said he’s currently at the preliminary stage of the investigation since the incident happened just yesterday but they already have a suspect in mind.
Speaking to KKD, he said; “the incident has trembled me with fear and melancholy.”