Nana Kwaku Bonsam

Nana Kwaku Bonsam

Nana Kwaku Bonsam, Ghana’s celebrity agent of satan on earth who claims to have over 1000 dwarfs and in charge of countless marine spirits has made a shocking declaration.

According to Kwaku Bonsam, he laughs off his head when he sees some Ghanaian women dressed on the street bathed in arrogance—because, he chops most of these women all the time in the spiritual world and he has even impregnated a lot of them.

Apparently, it does not take much of an effort in the spiritual world to f**k any woman you want—all you need is a good relationship with some key dwarfs who will make it happen for you. And when it happens, it feels so real—you get to shoot your load out and the woman gets wet wherever she is without knowing what caused her sudden arousal.

From his 1 million dollar mansion in USA, Kwaku Bonsam told ScrewLife.Com that, he is not the only one who uses this technique of pleasure—because several Ghanaian men come to him for a charm that allows them to chop whichever woman they want in the spiritual world and that some even prefer doing it in their dreams.

He said “you guys think we don’t have any powers and it is all bogus right? Do you know the number of women I have chopped in the spiritual world? Sometimes I have to even use a Viagra to boost my stamina—that should tell you that on a good day, I can sleep with about 700 women if I am free and strong.”

The fetish priest who claims to help people acquire visas easily to travel abroad but was himself denied a visa when he needed it added “I know I have impregnated several Ghanaian women without them knowing. Some of these women will give the pregnancy to their husbands and boyfriends—not knowing it is mine or for one of the many spiritual world f**kers.”

When we asked him how much it will cost us to get this all powerful and useful charm, because we have some women we want to knock down but they don’t seem to be interested—he said, all we have to present are two white fouls—and 1000 dollars. The spirits seem to be more obsessed with dollars these days.

And it will cost extra more if you want the woman to know somehow that she has been screwed—we mean the dream version of things. Here, we were told that, it would all seem like a dream at night to the woman; she will wake up exhausted, wet and happy.

This sounds so easy and great that we don’t really understand any more why anyone would waste his time running after any woman when with some small cash for the dwarfs, you would be able to have that woman any time without a struggle.

We were worried if such chopping without consent does not amount to rape—but Kwaku Bonsam assured us that, in the spiritual world, there’s nothing like rape and no court in the physical world would take on a case which has the incident having happened in an untraceable world. That makes a lot of sense.

At this stage, we became confused as to whether we are the deluded ones or this fetish priest has been taking some LSDs. But in all, it seems business is booming for his dingdong as he is screwing all sizes of women from left to right and taking a break when he gets to the center…



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Nana Kwaku Bonsam, Ghana’s celebrity agent of satan on earth who claims to have over 1000 dwarfs and in charge of countless marine spirits has made a shocking declaration. According to Kwaku Bonsam, he laughs off his head when he sees some Ghanaian women dressed on the street bathed in...