Canadian Woman Causes the Arrest of Her Nigerian Husband Because He Flatulates Too Much
A Canadian woman living in Texas has caused the arrest of her Nigerian husband because the husband flatulates too much.
The woman, named Mrs. Gloria Afolabi, reported her husband, David Afolabi, to the Texas Dept. of Public Safety. The police, upon listening to Gloria went straight to the man’s office to pick him up for thorough interrogation.
According to Mrs. Afolabi, the actions of her husband are too embarrassing. In her official complaint, the mother of two said her husband likes eating beans (popularly known as Gob3) too much and that makes him fart a lot – within a time frame of every two minutes.
She continued by saying, she had warned the husband on several occasions to put an end to eating beans with boiled egg but her recalcitrant husband never heeds to her appeal.
“I’ve warned him several times to stop eating that food but he never listens to me. In a day, he can fart more that I can count and that’s embarrassing, especially when we are in public. He did his usual thing just last two weeks when we were at church. Before we could say jack, all the church members, including the head pastor had all left the hall,” Gloria narrated.
According to her, she caused his arrest because she wants the police to warn him not to eat beans and egg again since that makes him emit dangerous and highly inflammable digestive gases.
At the time of publishing this story, ScrewLife.Com was told poor Mr. Afolabi was still at the Texas Dept. of Public Safety being advised on how to control himself from farting unnecessarily.