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Now it’s official—Bishop Daniel Obinim is extensively powerful and no one should dare with him when he enters ‘spirituaa.’

A few days ago, our sources at the British High Commission tipped us off on an unfortunate incident that happened when Bishop Obinim went for a UK visa to be able to fly into the European country to attend a 7-day crusade and convention in London.

We reported at the time that;

Our sources at the High Commission say, Bishop Obinim was called for an interview and for special interest reasons, the interview was conducted by the High Commissioner himself-Jon Benjamin, an atheist.

Even though Bishop Obinim had all his documents intact and had even sprayed his application with anointing oil, the High Commissioner refused him his requested UK Visa—saying;

“It is a waste of British government’s time to assess an application from Bishop Obinim who can easily turn into a bird and fly into the UK.”

He continued; “We currently have a backlog of applications we are struggling to deal with and therefore since you have the unique capability to make it to UK without a visa, I grant you the permission to use that rather and spare us some needed time to work on the application of those who do not have such special powers.”

Apparently, the British High Commissioner -Jon Benjamin ran out of his office shouting God’s name, even as an atheist, this morning—and when two of his white colleagues at the British High Commissioner went into his office to find out as he was not saying a word, they saw papers scattered around.

Later, the High Commissioner calmed down and reportedly told his colleagues he found to big snakes in his drawer when he reached out for a a paper clipper.

But since the colleagues did not see anything in the drawer on their entry, and it was too early to reasonably suggest Jon Benjamin was hallucinating, the culprits are just two persons—Bishop Obinim and his father Jesus must have paid him an unpleasant visit.

Maybe, to avoid a second visit, the British High Commissioner will issue Bishop Obinim the visa he needs.



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Now it’s official---Bishop Daniel Obinim is extensively powerful and no one should dare with him when he enters ‘spirituaa.’ A few days ago, our sources at the British High Commission tipped us off on an unfortunate incident that happened when Bishop Obinim went for a UK visa to be able...