Hassan Ayariga Submits Application For UN General Secretary Position

Hassan Ayariga

The United Nations (UN) has opened nominations to begin the process of appointing its next General Secretary since the current Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon’s term is about to end.

The General Assembly of the UN has so far received applications from seven candidates and interestingly, the founder and leader of All People’s Congress (APC), Hassan Ayariga, is among the seven people who have already submitted their applications.

Speaking to ScrewLife.Com after submitting his application, Hassan Ayariga, the manufacturer of Ayaricough, an effective cough syrup that cures all kinds of chronic coughs, said he believes he’s more than capable to handle the afore-mentioned position. According to him, his intelligence and vast knowledge on international co-operation makes him the preferred candidate for the position.

He further stated that looking at what he has achieved in life and his vast contribution to international politics and peacekeeping, it will be unfair on the part of the General Assembly to appoint him as the new General Secretary of UN.

He said, “Ghanaians can attest to my high intelligence and contribution to the development of the country. My beloved friend and partner in crime, Madam Akua Donkor, can bear me witness.”

For the rest of the candidates, we do not yet know their abilities but Ayariga believes he stands tall among them.