Catholic Priest Implicated in S*x Scandal Appointed Metropolitan Archbishop Of Accra to Replace Palmer Buckle
Rev Brother George Castro Yankey
This morning, news broke out about a catholic priest in Koforidua who was literally caught pant’s down trying to f*ck someone’s wife.
Rev Brother George Castro Yankey is the medical director of St Joseph’s Hospital in Koforidua. He wanted to sleep with a nurse in the facility before handing her a promotion, and the woman and her husband hatched a plot that led to his discovery.
After being caught red-handed, Rev Yankey got on his knees to beg for the video to be deleted. But he wouldn’t have bothered if he knew what his superiors had in store for him.
A few hours after the news went viral, the Catholic Archdiocese of Accra released a statement. Rev Yankey has been promoted to the role of the Metropolitan Archbishop of Accra, to replace the Most Reverend Charles Palmer Buckle.
“The Metropolitan Archdiocese of Accra would like to announce a significant change in the hierarchy of the church in Ghana.” The statement began.
“Rev Brother George Castro Yankey of Koforidua has been appointed, with immediate effect, as the Metropolitan Archbishop of Accra.
“Rev Yankey has been handed this post due to his extreme devotion to the highest levels of chastity, piety, and holiness throughout his time as a priest
“He replaces the Most Reverend Charles Palmer Buckle, who moves on to the Vatican to serve as secretary to the Pope”
When a confused Screwlife.Com contacted the office of the Archdiocese, the officer on the other end of the phone, Charles Kweku Antwi, explained the change to us, in light of the recent s*x scandal.
“The video Ghanaians have been made privy to is a fake, concocted by the enemies of the Reverend in a lame attempt to expose him to public ridicule and reduce his chances of rising higher in the church.
“The real video shows Rev Yankey and the nurse in the act, and she was extremely satisfied after. When the husband arrived in the room, the wife told him she wanted to leave with Rev Yankey.
“We all know the skills Catholic priests amass through clandestine acts they carry out despite their public show of celibacy.
“Our only regret is that Rev Yankey went for a married woman, when many young altar boys were available in Koforidua, and ‘doing’ one of them would surely have landed him that job in the Vatican ahead of Palmer Buckle.”
When Screwlife.Com asked if they had authorisation from Rome to carry out such changes, a smug Antwi hurriedly replied.
“Have you forgotten what happened to many priests who were implicated in the s*x abuse scandal? This is pretty much standard practice”