Kumasi Plaza Prostitutes Are Offering Half Price Discount to Customers for A Week in Celebration of Nana Akufo Addo’s Presidential Victory

Prostitutes who mainly solicit for clients around Kumasi Plaza hotel are in a joyous mood following Nana Akufo Addo’s presidential victory–and have since last night launched a half price discount exercise for an entire week.

From what ScrewLife.Com has been told, this decision came naturally and it was unanimous–a way to reward the Ashanti Region men who voted for Nana Akufo Addo, a president tipped to make the lives of Ghanaians better.

Speaking to one of the prostitutes who identified herself as Eunice, she said: “We are so happy because business has been dwindling under President Mahama’s government. Now that Akufo Addo is here, we are positive the Ghanaian economy will start rising and when this happens, our business booms because that’s when people have money for pleasure.”

“For this reason, all our customers will enjoy half price s*x for a week in celebration of the coming of the political savior,” she said.