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Ghana’s president John Dramani Mahama has come under fire from Ghanaians in recent times for a few scandals. A deal involving some turbines, which were bought for over twice the price- and the branding of some new Metro Mass buses for millions of cedis.

Ghanaians are understandably upset, as the economy is not in good shape, dumsor is raging, and one of the main reasons we are told for our problems is that there is no money- we went for a bailout quite recently.

Yet the way money is being spent indicates that cannot be particularly true. Ghanaians are furious, and many are branding John Mahama the worst President in Ghana’s entire history.

However, studious investigations conducted by ScrewLife.Com shows that is simply untrue. John Mahama is actually the best President Ghana has ever had. And a careful monitoring of the facts bear that out- he is simply the best in everything.

So read and find out the five reasons why John Mahama is Ghana’s best ever President.

Most Handsome

John Mahama is quite simply the most handsome President Ghana has ever had, no question about that. Of all the President’s, Jerry Rawlings is the only one who stands a chance, but his father is Scottish so that’s technically cheating.

And he is quite the ladies man as well. His wife also has the bum bum to complement her husband’s handsomeness.

Between the two of them, they blow all the other Presidential couples out of the water.

Best At Depreciating The Cedi

In the history of Ghana, no President has supervised over such a depreciation of our currency as the great John Mahama. John Mahama has simply proven to be the best at depreciating Ghana’s currency.

Ghana depreciated our currency in 2007, at which point the cedi and dollar were trading at 1:1. When President Mills died in 2012, the exchange rate was around Ghc 1.6 to the dollar. Yet since winning the elections, President Mahama has taken the currency to the current level of around Ghc4.

The first category was a little close, but this one is just no contest.

Best At Dumsor

I bet when you started this article, you couldn’t think of five things John Mahama was the best at- but it becomes so easy when you really think about it. In the history of Ghana, John Mahama has been the best at sustaining dumsor.

Dumsor is not a new phenomenon, as the NDC likes to remind people all the time. But we have never had it for such a long period, or at the intensity of John Mahama’s dumsor.

This crisis has been raging since 2012, and has seen periods of people suffering forty eight hours of blackouts, sometimes more. This whole year we have been promised a solution, but as it stands we would enter next year with it.

The last one in 2006/7 was child’s play compared to this. John Mahama is undoubtedly the best President we’ve ever had when it comes to dumsor.

Best At Accumulating Debt

John Dramani Mahama is unrivalled in the history of Ghana when it comes to accumulating debt. We’ve had military juntas filled with corrupt despots who didn’t borrow as much money as John Mahama.

Every year we hear of a Eurobond roadshow or whatever those things are called. Going to the Bretton Woods institutions, being willing to borrow from anyone willing enough to hand out some money, making shady deals at outrageous interest just to get the money.

John Mahama’s government has in the past four years borrowed more money than any other government in history. It is a topical point the opposition always raises, and government has never given any topical answer.

When it comes to debt accumulation- John Mahama is simply the best! No argument.

Best At Chopping Money

And finally, the attribute of John Mahama that is simply unmatched by any President in the history of Ghana. John Mahama is so good at chopping money, the other Presidents combined are like dwarfs before his majesty.

John Mahama’s government have devised many tricks for chopping money. There is the setting up of a new initiative, funnelling money into it- and then nothing happens and the money just goes into thin air.

Then there is the recent tactic of just plain over inflating the prices of real projects, and then nobody knows what happens to the difference.

John Kuffour was famed as a businessman, and the infamous kickback scandal showed he also had his ways. However, Mahama and his team has simply eclipsed that, and even Achaempong is marvelling in his grave at John Mahama’s ingenuity.

At this point, we hope we have convinced you that John Mahama is the best President this country has ever seen. His performance in all the parameters is simply unmatched. He is God’s own f**k you to Ghanaians for many years of lip service and hypocrisy.



SL StaffBuzzJohn Mahama is Ghana’s Best Ever President
Ghana’s president John Dramani Mahama has come under fire from Ghanaians in recent times for a few scandals. A deal involving some turbines, which were bought for over twice the price- and the branding of some new Metro Mass buses for millions of cedis. Ghanaians are understandably upset, as the...