Xi Jinping  and Mugabe

Xi Jinping and Mugabe

Pope Francis failed to stop by in Zimbabwe to have bottles of dry gin with Robert Mugabe–this must have hurt the old man, so he invited his best friend-China’s President-Xi Jinping to Zimbabwe so the two of them can have a large dinner and laugh at the West for their useless democracy.

Though the West thinks Mugabe is one big a$$ hole, China sees him as smart old man, a perfect business partner—someone they can easily cheat.

So Zimbabwe and China have good relationship and we wouldn’t be shock if Mugabe even wills out Zimbabwe to China when he dies.

According to ScrewLife.Com’s correspondent based in Harare, President Mugabe met the Chinese President at the Airport this morning with 120 young beautiful girls, to show Xi Jinping that his country hosts some of African’s top beauties.

At the Airport, Mugabe showered praises on Xi Jinping’s country, saying; “China is the Messiah of all Africans. Your people perfectly understand that Africans love cheap things and as such they provide them for us without complaining—and not even bothering about quality. That’s great of you country men.”



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Pope Francis failed to stop by in Zimbabwe to have bottles of dry gin with Robert Mugabe--this must have hurt the old man, so he invited his best friend-China's President-Xi Jinping to Zimbabwe so the two of them can have a large dinner and laugh at the West for...